Black Dynamite: You be cool, Little Mama. Lotta brothers out there named Black Dynamite.". Bitch do you see us? Black Dynamite’s code of ethics prevents him from hurting women, which gets confusing when fighting hermaphrodites S2E3 - The specific quote that explains this is as follows: "Now my mama always told me never to SOYYY a motherfucker that didn't have balls, so a man in a dress confused Toddler Black Dynamite. Can you dig it? / 145 gsm fabric, solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton, heather grey t-shirts are 90% cotton/10% polyester charcoal heather t-shirts are 52% cotton/48% polyester. Chicago Wind: Your presumption is correct, nigga. Black Dynamite: Euphoria, shut the f*** up! He blocks a punch and slaps the thug in the face], [Scene cuts to a retake of the fight scene, only with the thug replaced with a stunt double. Aunt Billy: Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were here to see this. ", "The sad fact is, all it takes to turn triumph to tragedy is for someone to change out the last five letters and leave a sucker for dead. Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! 00:13:51 Like ( speaks bad Chinese ) sounded like some cartoon shit, but. Gloria: Oh, you do, do you? This shit is goofy.

Black Dynamite: Yeah, Dr. Dynamite can hear that. Black Dynamite: You had enough, Mr. President? [unzips pants]. The film was directed by Scott Sanders and co-written by White, Sanders, and Byron Minns, who also co-stars. She gonna be safe in here. 00:03:33 I wanna tell you a story about Black Dynamite, 00:04:07 - Yeah ? 00:03:58 * * Black Dynamite * * 00:04:07 - Yeah ?

Just don't get in my way. I'm gonna shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits, rip it up out of the ground, find out what's going down. That's the easy way out for you. He often narrates the show's main story, mostly explaining the story's name. Black Dynamite: Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Here it is: Slave Island, a 48 page foray into the world of Black Dynamite, will be in comic shops in April, but you can go ahead and preorder it now on Amazon or on the Black Dynamite website! Black Dynamite: All right.

Girl 2: "My momma said that too!"

", New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the respectthreads community. "The BBG? And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for. (Reactions) Catches a bullet in his teeth S2E3 - Pretty good durability/strength for the bite, too.

Tell you what, maybe when I'm done I'll throw you a piece right quick.

Honey Bee: Black Dynamite, you ain't got to worry about Gloria. And there's something you're not telling me.

Because whenever there's injustice, [stands up] wrongs to be... [Gloria suddenly appears and embraces Black Dynamite]. [laughs] Just the niggas!

And for that, sugar, I apologize. Black Dynamite: Hey man, you sent her in here with them titties. Afroditey: Out of sight!
Either way, shit. So I'll tell you what- when your so-called revolution starts, you call me and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done.

[Black Dynamite walks into the militant group's hideout]. You think by shrinking our johnsons, it's gonna make your situation any better?

[Black Dynamite parks his car and enters his home.

Only one man.

But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass! [Black Dynamite shakes his head in disapproval and walks away].

Woman at table: The South American anaconda. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. Gloria: Black Dynamite, I know that we just met, but somehow I feel that I can trust you.

O'Leary: We don't know who killed Jimmy. [Black Dynamite pulls the bullet casing from his pocket].

F*** you, Black Dynamite! Get your black ass out of my joint before we beat you like a rented mule.

Black Dynamite: Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S. Militant #3: Snake doc. Yeah, yeah. 00:14:11 We're a long way from 'Nam. It involves Aesculapius' own father. [Black Dynamite and Saheed walk out of the room]. While you out there chanting at rallies, brow-beating politicians, I'm taking out any money-fronting sucka on a humble that gets in my way.

Saheed: I ain't seen one of these in a while. [places stethoscope on Nurse Jenny's chest]. Chocolate Giddy-Up: I'm spendin' more bail money than I'm gettin' tail money. It's only a matter of time before he finds out. - Dynamite, baby, Nibsy still hasn't paid up.
00:05:22 What did you do to Nibsy? Saheed: Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters. Chief: [after being injected with a truth serum] You can't get me to talk..."Operation: Code Kansas"!

(Throwing) Throws an engine over the horizon S2E9 - It might not be quite that far (it’s kind of hard to tell), but it’s still a very heavy object flying a very large distance.

There is a long silence between Black Dynamite and Gloria]. O'Leary: We're a long way from 'Nam. Black Dynamite is a 2009 American blaxploitation action comedy film starring Michael Jai White, Tommy Davidson, and Salli Richardson. Richard Nixon: Black Dynamite, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for that... [Nixon pulls his nunchucks out of a drawer and jumps on his desk].

Word on the street is he is going to be in traction.

But I think you're running a temperature. So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whupping! Planets that heavenly should be in orbit. I been keeping the girls up on their kung fu like you told me to.

Had you connected, pimp-slapping you into that china cabinet might have been justified. What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion.

Meaner than two fat motherf***ers wrestling over pork chops and greens, can you dig it?

Haha I upvoted this shit before I walked in the thread! Black Dynamite: innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. ", “Black Dynamite ain’t celebrating his blackness on any month that the white man tells him to, so for all of February I refuse to acknowledge one damn great thing my people have done.”, "Now my mama always told me never to SOYYY a motherfucker that didn't have balls, so a man in a dress confused Toddler Black Dynamite. (Throwing) Beats children bloody and sends them flying with snowballs S1E4 - Black Dynamite specifically mentions that he gave one child a ruptured spleen and a broken pelvis. Black Dynamite Quotes. (Reactions) Dodges badminton shuttlecocks while bound C4 - The shuttlecocks were being hit with force enough to knock Black Dynamite out in a single hit, which suggests quite a lot of speed. He felt hitting the First Lady was wrong, and apologized. Black Dynamite: I don't know about Tom Slick, but thank you for the compliments. Don't ever, ever come back... [Black Dynamite turns the open/closed sign in front of the hall to closed and shuts the metal gates before throwing a couple of thugs out the window and fighting the rest of the gang]. You can go, or you can come. Cream Corn, Saheed, Militant 2, Militant #3: 785 B.C. Black Dynamite: If I was, you cats would already be dead.

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