Pam: [pause] "Stuntman Mike's" your name? Stuntman Mike: [after getting shot by Zoe and speeding off. Stuntman Mike: You know, a bar offers all kinds of things other than alcohol. I understand if I make you uncomfortable. Why would someone who doesn't drink spend hours at a bar, drinking water? Stuntman: C-could you to tell this guy he's crazy so we can eat in peace? I'm the writer. Pam: We went to school together, from kindergarten to high school, that's what she did to me. Look at that hair. Pam: Hey, Warren! Enjoy it cocksucker, you've earned it. Stuntman Mike: I know looks can be deceiving, but I'm a teetotaler. The Stunt Man Quotes Search. To know when people like your submissions, answer your questions, reply to you, etc., please. Tweet +1. Stuntman Mike: Women, nacho grande platters, the fellowships of fascinating individuals like Warren here. [punches Mike, the other girls take turns], [Zöe delivers a spinning kick to Mike's face, and the girls throw their hands up in victory]. You really did call them gooks? I've been drinking club soda and lime all night, and now I'm buildin up to my big drink. Stuntman Mike: Be careful, my arm is broken! Eli Cross: Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? Share. What would you say if the studio said your daughter Jennifer would look better with her fingers chopped off? It's death-proof. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. I just... got lucky. Sorry, I'm built like a girl and not a black man, but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk. Stuntman Mike: [pause] Women. But really, I got into the business the way most people get into the stunt business. Jungle Julia: [to Stuntman Mike] Looking good, Cannonball Run! Did I... miss my chance? But I must warn you of something - you know how people say "You're okay in my book" or "In my book, that's no good"? Seems to keep them getting your attention. Best stuntman quotes selected by thousands of our users! But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately! You've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash-up there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from? So what's your name, icy? Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat. Tsk. Eli Cross: People like to believe in things and policemen are just people. Stuntman Mike: I'm not following you, Butterfly. And you don't even wanna know what she did for that billboard. And I have promises to keep. Stuntman Mike: I'm good that way. But if you wanna get with Jungle Julia, there's a real easy way to do that. Which way you going, left or right? Stanley Gould: So you can fall down later - I have writing that can't wait. Stuntman Mike: [as he lights a cigarette] I can hear you! So, how about that lap dance? [slams his boot to the brake and sends Pam flying face-first into the dashboard]. You see, we're both going left. You won't have to find her, she'll find you. No, no, no! Real dumb people driving 'em. Half the guy she still fucks from the old class she used to beat up and terrorize in the fifth grade. Stuntman Mike: [slowly] So, how about that lap dance? Stuntman Mike: Well, definitely couldn't file you under "chicken shit" then, now, could I? Just for the experience. Enjoy our stuntman quotes collection. The best quotes from The Stunt Man (1980). She was her height right now at 12. Stuntman Mike: And she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk, huh? Pam: So, uh, "icy hot", you're offering me a ride home? Pam: [pause] Okay. There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. Miles to go before I sleep. So, give the stunt team the car you want to smash up, they take her and reinforce that fucker everywhere and, voila! These inconsistencies are actually a reflection of the fact that the film was scripted a decade before it was shot. Pam: That makes sense. Miles to go before you sleep. Come on, what are you? Unfortunately, now I'm gonna have to file you under chicken... shit. Why don't you go get ready for your lapdance? And now I've met you, and... YOU'RE GOING IN THE BOOK TOO. / But Raymond discovers / As he lifts up the covers / That his double - young "Lucky" - is there. [Jungle Julia and Arlene laugh and Pam approaches even closer]. You not just drunk you crazy! Stuntman Mike: I learned it from my brother... Stuntman Bob. See what Stuntman Mike (stuntman_m) has discovered on Pinterest, the world's biggest collection of ideas. Eli Cross: It's not what he's eating, but what's eating him that makes it... sort of interesting. Stuntman Mike: I'm not a cowboy, Pam. Add more and vote on your favourites! Eli Cross: Sam, this picture is my child. Stuntman: That your lid's about to become mine. Stuntman Mike: You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol. Pam: [Stuck in Stuntman Mike's car] If you just stop right now, you know, and, and let me out, I'll never tell anybody... Stuntman Mike: Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Stuntman Mike: And I see she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Stuntman: Gettin' ready to race. She was a monster. Stuntman Quotes: Donny: Yo what are you doin? Stuntman Mike: Well, in Hollywood, anyone fool enough to throw themselves down a flight of stairs can usually find someone to pay them for it. Stuntman Mike: [chuckles] Eavesdropping and can't help but hear, I think I belong in the latter category. Pam: And when are you thinking about leaving? Stuntman Mike: She sure is a striking looking woman. Jungle Julia: Sorry, it was a one-time only offer and she did it earlier this evening at Anton's. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately! YET. You could have just as easily been going left too and if that was the case, it would have been awhile before you started getting scared. [slams his foot onto the brake and sends Pam flying face-first into his dashboard]. Is there anybody in this place you could vouch for to give me a ride home? Pam: That pituitary case? Stuntman Mike: [after losing the girls] Yeah, yeah, Yeah! Well, that wasn't a lie. Crack Stuntman (last name usually pronounced Stuntm'n) is the voice actor for Gunhaver on the Cheat Commandos.He apparently doesn't take his job too seriously, since he never seems to have a firm idea of how his character's name is correctly pronounced, and has incorrectly referred to the cartoon as "the Cheat Command-show" and "the cartoon man show". Stuntman Mike: No, it's better than safe. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat. Well, I actually have a book. A car is filmed going off a bridge, and the footage is played back repeatedly. Stuntman Mike: So, how about that lapdance? Contact me | Privacy policy | Join the mailing list | Links. Sorry, it's my mom's car. [Stuntman Mike gets up and walks back into the bar].