Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. It's turning. He was often shown reflecting that he has been cursed "by the Joker's foul blood" as much as he was cursed by Dracula's bite when he originally became a vampire, seemingly convinced that the Joker's blood had contributed to his current insanity. He's walking home, excited, and the weather's clearing up and the sun is coming out.

The other two ask him where he got it from. Because an open casket ceremony costs more. haha .. and well I did it like a Brujah. The first vampire said, "look at my skill" and *poof* he's gone in a blink of an eye. The other two vampires. haha .. and well I did it like a Brujah. A vampire walks into a bar, he goes over to the bar and says"Bartender I would like two shots of blood."

Well, I received a comment about a model about the Joker, I tried to adapt it to the Malkavian model, but I had a lot of problems, but I thought the joker is also an Anarchist. With most of the vampires having settled into the mobsters' homes and thus making themselves easy targets, the only vampires left in the Joker's army were the fifteen who had been hiding in the church basement. He vampirizes Steve Trevor and Etta Candy before being killed by Wonder Woman. The youngest of the three says “You know what? Although the Joker successfully coordinates their efforts to turn and take control of all of Gotham's major crime families (intending to expand from there to turn the rest of Gotham, and then the rest of the country), he soon learns while dining at a club owned by now-vampire Manny the Shark that his old enemy, Batman, has also become 'involved' with vampires, the difference being that Batman is now a vampire himself where the Joker merely works with them. If draining these doesn't fill you up, fly on over to our monster jokes and ghost jokes for more Halloween LOLz..

Thanks! You guys are always underestimating me. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The first vampire stands up, and flies into the window of the hotel room. Batman: Bloodstorm I have sucked dry all of the villagers' blood". Hello, I dropped the file into the directory as directed and it worked but I can only get the first model (armor 0) to show up in character creation. ######OTHER DETECTIVE [Holding up bloody BBQ fork]: “I just got turned,” Ted tells him. I rename the archives for malk, but the model is a problem because I can't recompile the model when I descompile that. Reasoning that he needs a new and unexpected trap to catch Batman off-guard, the Joker kills the priest of a local church to use as the setting for his 'bat-trap'. Affiliations: I think you can play as Malkavian if you use console commands to change your clan which will only swap your abilities but the model remain the same. I know an elderly vampire. Enraged at Selina's death, Batman pursued Joker into the church, Joker having filled the interior with crosses as part of his last trap. Make this Halloween season one full of the best vampire jokes out there. Your others skins are great, but this one is awesome. Even as Batman grimly informed the Joker of his still-pure heart, his anger and grief at Selina's death swiftly overtook his senses, prompting Batman to surrender to his vampire instincts after striking the mocking Joker hard enough to break his neck. A vampire walks into a bar and goes straight up to the bartender and asks for a large warm glass of blood. Having somehow learnt of the presence of vampires in Gotham, the Joker tracks down the remaining nest of vampires, armed with holy water and a crucifix, and confronts them with their inability to think beyond their next meal in their current condition with Dracula's death, offering to take control to organise their expansion efforts and help them deal with their mutual enemy of Batman. Three vampires meet up in the street to talk about their recent kills. Does anyone know how to select the other models? Sounds easy but the process is painstaking. Just download it over the Vampire directory. Cheers , “You gotta help me out. Funny vampire jokes and vampire humor for all ages. Suddenly, a vampire lands on the bonnet of the car, hissing and scratching at the windscreen! Leading these last few vampires into a warehouse, the Joker attempted to capture Batman and Selina in an ambush, but the plan resulted in the deaths of all his minions, the vampires' attempts to shoot the two with crossbows completely missing their targets. He’s quite long in the tooth. Luckily, it happens to be a bar that serves vampires and quick as a tick the bartender hands over a long glass of blood, to which the vampire slurps it down happily. This is most awesome skin than I saw. New and classic vampire jokes! I knew a vampire who gave up acting … ... ;) !! Batman Arkham Asylum Music Video "Batmans Fight" (Skillet ,Hero) - Duration: 3 … The three vampires are arguing who is the strongest vampire. The first one transforms into a bat and flies away. Now he's not much of a baker, so he decided to walk to the store from some of that fine, premade cookie dough. I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please.". One says "Let's split up and meet back here in twenty minutes, and see who's found the best place to dine this evening.".

It’s painstaking. I hope you like it. "M_Body3" "models/character/pc/male/brujah/armor3/brujah_male_armor_3.mdl" Stricken with guilt and self-loathing at his murder of the Joker, Batman fled the church where the Joker had died, convinced that, at the last, the Joker has won by turning him into a monster as bad as Dracula and even the Clown Prince of Crime himself, Batman having drunk the Joker's blood in a predatory act of rage rather than any sense of 'justice'. The first nun leans out the window and yells "GET OFF MY BLOODY CAR! To kill a French vampire, you need to stick a baguette through his heart. Thanks :) However, Batman's new thirst for blood drove him to stalk the streets of Gotham and hunt down his other enemies, draining their blood and decapitating them to prevent them returning as more vampires.

Disgusted at how the vampires have gone 'soft' from 'living large' Joker steps in himself after Creach's death, only for Selina to intercept the crossbow bolt aimed at Batman as he killed the last vampire. 274,837 views; 11 years ago; 3:44. Having been friends since childhood, the doctor does not immediately dismiss the vampire. Again, congrats for your great work. "M_Body2" "models/character/pc/male/brujah/armor2/brujah_male_armor_2.mdl" The Joker of Earth-43 was, like in many realities, the greatest enemy of Batman, who had become a vampire. Driven by pain and grief at the knowledge that Selina's love had been destroyed by the Joker, Batman drank the Joker's blood, reveling in the taste for the moment before he realized what he had done and became vulnerable to the crosses. Portrayed by: After a couple of minutes he comes back with some blood in his lips. Here's a list of puns I've been collecting: They wanted to compete to see who was the best. Once you done that you just need to replace the malkavian male script with this: cheer Fat-larry ! The full details of the Joker's earlier history in this universe are unknown, but he and Batman have clearly fought before, their history at this point most likely resembling the pre-Robin encounters they had in Earth-1. Unknown "M_Body5" "models/character/pc/male/brujah/armor3/brujah_male_armor_3.mdl", ohh also be sure NOT to replace the ones on the bottom, you will need them, and dont forget to download and edit it with notepad++. The first bat says "I'm gonna fly out of the woods and see if there's anything near the river.

Impressed by his nerve and acknowledging his point about their short-term actions, the vampires (with the vampire Creach as the Joker's 'right-fang-man') agree to let the Joker lead them as a human so long as his leadership produces results. The full details of the Joker's earlier history in this universe are unknown, but he and Batman have clearly fought before, their history at this point most likely resembling the pre-Robin encounters they had in Earth-1. She wasn’t his type. It's a gloomy day, and this vampire thinks some chocolate chip cookies will cheer him up.

Apparently, Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't the right answer. He is revealed to have survived and attacked Pre-Crisis Gotham with Catwoman and Poison Ivy. Sink your teeth into these funny vampire jokes from Beano! Console comands are messy read my comment above instead.

Although he arranged for Gordon and Alfred to stake him to stop him harming anyone else, the subsequent months Batman spent rotting and paralysed by the stake- staking only immobilizing the vampire unless decapitation occurred as well- drove him even more insane, fully aware of the decay his body was experiencing and unable to do anything other than think about the blood he had taken from the Joker.

Because vampires die if they touch holy water, and they bless the rains down in Africa. :). Instead, he offers to help. Doug MoenchKelley Jones First Appearance: The first vampire stands up, and flies into the window of the hotel room. He returns back in an hour, his mouth stained with blood. Eventually, Alfred convinced himself that his master couldn't be evil despite his transformation given that the Joker had been his sole victim, prompting him to remove the stake, thus freeing Batman from the paralysis. I’ll show you what I’m capable of.”.

General Information Remnants of Dracula's 'family' Anyway I used this skin in a malk char keeping Brujah with same textures. Some good program to compile models or a tutorial? I have tried changing the names of the other armor files and deleting armor 0 but that just brings back the original skin. https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/The_Joker_(Earth-43)?oldid=217334. However, the Joker was shocked upon discovering that Batman is immune to traditional vampire weaknesses (such as crosses) as he has never drunk human blood.